Everything I ever needed to know….I learned from
Troop Beverly Hills….
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Stay Calm In An Emergency: Don’t Worry Girls…I’ve got The Fondue, Throw me a lifesaver….Butterscotch or Wintergreen?
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There Is Nothing More Frightening Than A Perm: It was a cold and rainy day in March. I went to Kristoff's where I usually get my hair done but Kristoff wasn't there. He had mysteriously disappeared. In his place was a stranger named Rinaldo. I'll never forget him. His eyes were steely gray. His hands were like ice. He said, "I'll streak your hair and I'll give you a body wave." He worked very fast and then, as he turned my chair around to face the mirror, I saw it. He permed me!
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Too Many Accessories Clutter An Outfit: Patches…we don’t need no stinkin patches…
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Play To Your Strengths: I may be a beginner at some things, but I've got a black belt in shopping!
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Never Trust a Redfeather: Stinking redfeathers covered every inch of our turf
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When Life Gives You Lemons - Go To The Beverly Hills Hotel For Some Lemonade: Her recommendations for a campsite were totally unsuitable. There were no outlets. And there was dirt, and bugs, and... and it rains there. So anyway, we've found a place that's much more us: the Beverly Hills Hotel.
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Not Your Style – Alter It: It's not that bad…Not that bad?!? Except the color's wrong, the collar's wrong, the material's a nightmare from hell. It's cut badly, it itches, and it's not me. But all of that can be fixed.
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Speak With Authority: Excuse me officer, do you know who this man is? (Cool it Jasmine) You're too modest daddy. This is the man who put the space in springston's teeth. The man who knocked the hat of hatler's head. He's the best, he's the greatest, he's MY daddy. James the Jackhammer Shackon. Now daddy, shake the man's hand and let's be on our way.
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Deny, Deny, Deny: I was not spying on your dad! I was checking my azaleas.
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Wilderness Girls Don’t Bluff
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First Impressions Are Critical: Annie Herman Boy-yoi-yoing!.....Dictator…Mrs Dictator….Aww Chica Barnfel our first arrival!
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Be Resourceful: Wouldn’t it save time and a little shoe leather if we hosted a star studded telethon….Johnny could host or Merve?
Khaki Wishes and Cookie Dreams to you all!
This post is dedicated to my fellow TBH uber fan – Dammy!!! xoxo